May 12, 2019

An evening spent making out with a pretty lady is always an evening spent well, no matter the alternatives

March 27, 2019

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March 27, 2019

derinthemadscientist:

johnnyfourballs:

rrozeselavy:

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

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March 15, 2019
It looks like he’s fucking that chicken

It looks like he’s fucking that chicken

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February 2, 2019

turing-tested:

sure sex is nice but have you ever suddenly been able to breathe out of both nostrils after having been congested for a while

Looking forward to this

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January 28, 2019

Tipsy enough to message people I’ve matched with on OKC

January 28, 2019

freethebooty:

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers

If I can sleep until noon, I’m good until like 9am the next day. If I have to wake up at 7am, I’m passing out at 7pm.

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January 22, 2019
efflorescentrobot:
“ cyberwulf:
“ hollystopeverything:
“ dracogotgame:
“THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I’M GONNA DO THIS TOO
”
Omg yes!!
”
psssssst geek boys this is also a good and correct reaction if someone tells you they haven’t read X graphic novel or...

efflorescentrobot:

cyberwulf:

hollystopeverything:

dracogotgame:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I’M GONNA DO THIS TOO

Omg yes!!

psssssst geek boys this is also a good and correct reaction if someone tells you they haven’t read X graphic novel or played Y videogame

image

https://xkcd.com/1053/

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January 16, 2019

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January 16, 2019

storyofthislife:

I get road rage walking behind people.

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